Monday, January 18, 2016

Why is Germany so powerful in the EU?


Top Ten Reasons Germany dominates Europe
  1. German has a large population. The largest in the EU, I believe, far greater than France or the UK. (thanks for the correction, Johannes Fischbach!
  2. Germany's economy is based on exports, backed by a very solid reputation of German engineering prowess. This helps them to be the biggest contributor to the EU. (They get the greatest benefit from it  too, since the great majority of the exports go to the rest of the EU. No tarriffs, same currency=good for export business.)
  3. Germany's populace work together in a way some other countries do notthe needs of society really are considered above the needs of the individual.
  4. Germany's export-oriented economy depends on deadlines that must be met. This ends up affecting all off society positively.
  5. Germany is very procedure-oriented. They follow rules well.This kind of approach, while slower and less exciting than some nationalities, instills a conscientious thoroughness in the German psyche. Which pays off.
  6. Germany has a very stable government compared to many EU countries(*cough, cough* Italy, for example)
  7. While her star is beginning to wane,  Frau Merkel has long been considered the most sensible and practical politician and Europe and whole-heartedly and enthusiastically supports the EU.
  8. Germany is risk averse. This pays off in a Union like the EU.
  9. Germany is centrally locatedConsidering its population size and its location, in West Central Europe, along with its access to coast, this gives an advantage that allows it to dominate politically and economically.
  10. Germany has delicious beer. And everything that comes with it, including rich and fertile land. Here's a picture of that land.

Friday, January 15, 2016

ASOIAF: Why does Ser Alliser hate Jon Snow?

Poor Ser Alliser. If there was ever man who fell afoul of history, it's him.
Here is a man who did his duty. He bravely defended King's Landing and fought against the rapacious Lannisters when they sacked the city. That was his duty. Furthermore, he was defending his own home town, his own family, his own friends.
And then the Lannisters, Baratheons and the STarks overthrew the king. A new regime was brought in.
He was sent to the Wall for doing his honorable duty. Since then, he's been spending time trying to teach a bunch of rapers, thieves and slack-jawed farm boys how to fight. Not necessarily a job he's suited for.
Then who should come to the Wall but a mopey, dark-haired grey-eyed bastard 'Lordling' who procedes to brutally bully everybody in the yard without regard of their feelings. And then he undermines Thorne's authority, forming his own gang in order to protect a fat lordling who can't even defend himself against a child.
Oh, and this mopey, bratty kid who has no respect? The son of one of the leaders (one of the traitors, as he sees it) of the Rebellion that absolutely ruined his life.
And this is not his only bad experience. The boy also attacks him with a knife when his father goes the same way as all traitors.
If that's not enough, he waltzes in after having killed his commanding officer with the help of his supernatural super-wolf, joined the enemy, had a grand old time underneath the sheets with a wildling slut and then gets elected to the top position. And his first act? He beheads his new best friend and fellow Kingslander, Lord Jonos Slynt.
Really, screw that kid.
That's Alliser's problem with Jon Snow.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

A Song of Ice and Fire (book series): Am I the only one who thinks Catelyn Stark was the stupidest Stark character? Quora question

Note: I wrote this originally for Quora.com. I write a lot on that site. For ASOIAF fans and family only!

 Am I the only one who thinks Catelyn Stark was the stupidest Stark character? Quora question


You are not the only one who thinks that.

But I think that you are wrong and I'm going to tell you why.
Catelyn--
  1. not only figured out who pushed Bran out the window; she also
  2. figured out why  it was done.
  3. made the connection between the Baratheon bastards and Ned Stark's death(coming to the same mistaken conclusion that Ned had about Arryn.
  4. tried to hide from Tyrion in the Inn at the Crossroads rather than expose her daughters and Ned in King's Landing to risk, arresting him only after the game was up and she was called out by Marillion(this of course backfired on her but was not a stupid decision, it was reasoned and intelligent given the information she had)
  5. was a good judge of character, accurately predicting Balon Greyjoy's actions and Theon's reacction to his father's decisions
  6. came up, with the Blackfish, with the plan to ally Robb with either King Renly or King Stannis--a much better plan than allying themself with the Greyjoys as it turned out
  7. Tried to foster a peace or at least a truce between Stannis and Renly
  8. in a last desperate bid for peace between the three Kings(Stannis, Renly Robb) offered that Robb would set aside his crown in exchange for a Great Council that peacefully chose the next king
  9. counseled Robb to have mercy on Karstark
  10. knew that Edmure was making a mistake when he defended the Fords of Trident from Tywin's army
  11. accurately predicted Walder Frey's injured pride
  12. counseled Robb to give honorable and important tasks to Westerlings who Grey Wind did not trust. Allowing them to keep face while also keeping them far away from the King's person.
It doesn't mean that she didn't make stupid  decisions too: notably releasing Jaime. But that was a result of her motherly instincts actually overcoming her intelligence. And, who knows? had Tyrion remained in his position as Deputy Hand, perhaps it would have paid off.
But her political instincts are pretty sound.

Saturday, January 2, 2016

Tlačenka

Here in the Czech Republic, the great majority of food is pretty darn good. 
It's a filling, meat-and-potatoes, stick-to-your ribs kind of good, but it's good, especially in the hands of a creative chef.

I could and probably should write something some day about Czech food that I love that Americans don't eat. Like 'Bramboračky' (potato pancakes) or 'koprova omačka'(dill sauce that's something like bechamel or 'svičkova' ( beef sirloin medallions smothered with vegetable sauce, served with knedliky, cranberry sauce and a dollop of whipped cream.)
Having said that, there are quite a lot of foods that I have heard of (but haven't eaten or in many cases, even seen) that sound or look disgusting, usually related to eating parts of the pig that I wouldn't eat. 'Blood soup', say. Or lard spread upon toast as a snack. "Olomoucky syr", a certain cheese that smells so terrible that I could never bring myself to even taste it (Dad tried it on one of his visits, though,  and liked it--so does Luky, even though he doesn't like anything)  and so on.

These are foods that you usually can't find in restaurants or even in most homes--usually only eaten at 'zabijačkas', which is a communal pig slaughter/party, where a pig is slaughtered and all its parts used. It's an all-day party. Lot's of drinking. Lots of food. I've never been to one of these despite living in the country. (Obviously these things go on less often in big cities.)

  I'm not a party-person, to be honest. 
But of all these strange foods or dishes which sound unappetizing, I reserve a special place in my heart for tlačenka, which I believe was at one time called 'head cheese' in the states. (A place in my heart, I said. Not in my stomach. I have tried it, but I wouldn't eat it.)
If asked to describe how it looks, I'd say it's basically a cold, slimy translucent brown gelatinous slab with bits of pork brain embedded in it.
Or  I'd just tell you to imagine slabs of solidified vomit
Served doused with vinegar and onions.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones and it's relevance to modern political issues


One of the things that really hooks me into this story is how the issues in this imaginary medieval world echo many of the issues in our real world. I’m not necessarily just talking about historical events. Obviously the Targaryen/Baratheon/Stark struggles echo real-life historical periods such as the War of the Roses, something which many people have written of. Other plot points echo real-world historical events as well—sometimes it seems that GRRM has taken all of the most interesting stories from European (especially British) history and put them all into one grand story. It’s fun to find connections and echoes.

But what does it say about the modern world?

I think there are quite a lot of ways in which modern life in Western society(and maybe other societies as well) has influenced the story and characters in Westeros.

First of all, consider GRRM in the context of his times and his country, the USA. George Martin was born in 1948, and was very much an enthusiastic member of the ‘baby boomer’ generation that came of age in the late sixties, when the Vietnam war was in full swing and many young people were questioning the reasons behind it and the position of the USA in its self-proclaimed ‘white knight’ and Chief Protector of the World against Communism. Not the fight against communism itself per se-- few Westerners will defend the Stalinist regimes that held sway in most of the Eastern bloc during the Cold War--but there were questions to be asked about the moral rectitude of many of the methods and goals of the USA at that time.

Honor and Duty and the Conflict with Morality

GRRM, drafted into the army, listed himself as a ‘conscientious objector’ i.e, someone who refuses to fight on moral or religious grounds. Clearly he thought that the Vietnam was morally wrong. Of course in that turbulent time there would have been great pressure on him to do otherwise; and this forced himself to do a lot of thinking about the nature of patriotism and how far one should take it? Is there ever a time when disobeying one’s patriotic duty is the morally right thing to do? This is one of the major issues of that time in the USA, when there was still a draft and many young men were forced to join the armed forces to fight for something that many of them didn’t really have much of an opinon about—or even thought were morally wrong.

The obvious exemplar of this issue is Jaime Lannister; Jaime Lannister, the prodigy knight who was named to the King’s Guard at 15; and broke his vows when he slit the throat of the king he had sworn an oath to protect—in order to save both his family and all of the innocent lives in King’s Landing. Arguably this heroic and difficult action cost him his reputation, forever stained the office of King’s Guard and lost him the respect of most of the Lords, high and low, in Westeros, who forevermore have referred to him derogatorily  only as ‘the Kingslayer.

But he’s not the only one who goes through this issue. Jon Snow’s storyline explores this theme in depth as well, albeit in many different ways. For Jon, too, is an oathbreaker. But, other than his brief selfish lapse at the end of Game of Thrones, most of Jon’s choices are justifiable and skirt the line between oathkeeping and oathbreaking; and even his final decision to lead a host of Wildlings against the Warden of the North in Winterfell has some very valid justifications behind it. Yet history would not look kindly upon yet another rogue Lord Commander “invading the North” and making for Winterfell. Particularly if he lost, as in every similar instance past.

Tywin Lannister’s methods: the War in the Riverlands and the Vietnam War
Also reminiscent of the Vietnam War(and I think inspired of them) are the methods that Tywin Lannister uses when he sets loose his ‘dogs’ of war: Gregor Clegane, Amory Lorch, and the sellsword company of the Brave Companions. His orders, given to his brother and lieutenant Kevan Lannister to ‘set the Riverlands alight from here to the God’s Eye’ seem a bit more extreme than typical medieval warfare. These people kill and torture everything.”If it could be move, they killed it. If it could be eaten they’d taken it. If they couldn’t kill it or take it, they’d burned it.” Arya’s terrifying experience the Mountain that Rides’ force of vile child-killers and torturers reminds me of nothing so much as stories of ‘death squads’ in the Vietnam War like the Tiger Force. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Force

All sides in all wars commit atrocities, I suppose. But some wars are worse than others at this kind of thing.

Slaver’s Bay and the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq

In a more contemporary parallel, I think that DAenery’s issues as Conqueror of the three cities in Slaver’s Bay also have some echoes in more recent American conflicts—namely, Afghanistan and Iraq.

It’s unclear how intentional this is. The Afghanistan war started in 2001 the year A STorm of Swords was published, Iraq in 2003. A Dance with Dragons was published(finally!) in 2011 in 2011, but some of the events and chapters were probably written before these wars; and others after the invasion. But GRRM has to be aware of the parallels, in my opinion. This man is not an idiot. And it’s hard not to see some of the same issues that Daenerys faces as parallels to that which the NATO forces in Afghanistan and the ‘Coalition of the Willing’ forces—the insurgency of the Sons of the Harpy; the bewildering alignment and non-alignment of various local forces, the impossible to fathom web of loyalties and enmities; the Clash of Cultures and the resulting confusion stemming from that; the initial bloody conquering followed by an attempt at government building. Of course one to one parallels are not really possible(they never really are in this series) but there is an exploration of all these issues in A Dance with Dragons. And like the real world in which the power vacuum created by the ousting of Saddam Hussein and the disarming of the Iraqi armed forces has helped spread  chaos and the rising of the Islamic State, so has ridding the Slaver Cities of their economy and stealing their army spread chaos and conflict though the entire region of Slaver’s Bay—with repercussions felt as far away as the slaving Free Cities.

Conflict and the War on—or for—the truth

In his depiction of the vast War of the Five Kings from various points of view on both sides of the conflict GRRM presents a very modern view of conflict that I think has a lot to say about how we process information that is handed to us. During war and conflict, so many narratives of good vs. evil, right vs. wrong, legality vs legality exist, many of them at conflict with each other. The players of Game of Thrones realize that it doesn’t really matter whether Joffrey is the rightful king or Stannis; what ultimately matters is who wins; and the victor will very much write the history. With the birds’ eye view of the conflict enfolding before our eyes, we can choose sides. A hundred years hence, it will not be so easy. In the wake of a total Lannister victory, for example, Stannis’ letter calling out the Baratheon children’s bastardy might be completely forgotten, or might be considered no more than an evil footnote of a rumor of questionable veritude.

, I have only to look at the complex conflict of Syria to find a contemporary example. In Syria, a corrupt leader struggles to hold onto his country against a force of many non-aligned factions. Empires (or pseudo-empires) such as NATO(especially the USA, Turkey, France and the UK) and Russia(with help from Hezbollah, Iranian factions) are playing in the conflict and not necessarily with the same aims. Look only to what the Western ‘truth’ of the matter and the Russian ‘truth’ of the matter(i.e., Russian and American/European propanda) to find a example of truths that oppose. Which truth will end up victorious? Will the ‘lawful ruler’ of Syria, Assad, prove victorious over the evil forces of terrorism; or will the a new order come into being, post-tyrannical, democractic and opposed to terrorist forces of ISIL, staunch allies of the Free West;; or will Da’Esh, the Islamic State conquer the forces of infidel evil and bring about their stated aims…? Only time will tell which ‘truth’ will win out. And maybe there will always be two or more truths if the ending is definitive enough.

No matter whose propaganda you choose to believe: Russia/Putin's or USA/NATO's, it's clear that neither side is being completely honest. They are warring for the truth itself. Because the Truth in these matters, ultimately, is relative. It's malleable. It's not absolute. 

The Threat of the Others and Global Climate Change

And finally,  we the readers and most of the characters focus on the issues before them, the War of the Five Kings and it’s aftermath; while north of the Wall  destructive force of demonic Ice Demons prepare to invade a land already weakened by war, about to be further weakened by what promises to be a nasty and brutal winter bringing starvation in it’s wake; and across the narrow sea Daenerys prepares an army of foreigners and highly destructive death machines(dragons) to invade at the same time.

It’s not as if the powers that be in Westeros don’t have rumors or warnings of the impending castastrophes….especially the one in the North. There have been plenty of warnings from Castle Black. But the realm’s inability to take it seriously, but aside the lesser conflict and act can be seen as a comment on our own present time and our own inability to see the impending disaster of Global Climate Change and take meaningful action against it.


There are  other issues of modern life which A Song of Ice and Fire explores; more personal issues, issues of families and relationships; love and wealth. This is only exploring the bigger, political issues, the issues that affect millions at once. But that will have to be addressed another post. 

Monday, November 16, 2015

What is Marco Rubio like in person?

 Affable, serious, ambitious, intelligent but not extremely so, a bit vacuous but likable overall.


I went to (a tiny, private midwestern )college with Marco Rubio in 1989-1990.

Someone told me he wanted to be a politician. So one day, we were standing in the lunchline.. I said, 'Hey, man, what do you want to do when you grow up/"(seems like a pretty funny question to ask but we were both 18.)

He looked at me, sort of stood up really straight and said, very seriously: "I hope to be the first Cuban-American in the United States Senate."

I said, sort of humoring him because I remember thinking that while he wasn't an idiot or anything, neither did I get the sense that was he particularly bright, "Why not president?"

He said' Oh, I don't think that would be possible. I'm not dreaming that big."

„Why not?, I asked. „Because of racism?“

“I, well, uh, well--Yeah, basically, because of racism."

“I don’t think that being Cuban is a problem for most people.”

“You don’t?”

“No, most people where I’m from don’t think about that. If you were black, that would be a different story.”

“Yeah! A black man will never get elected”, he said.

“I agree,” I said.

“It’s too bad,” he said.

“It is,” I agreed. “But anyway, I don’t think being Cuban is a big problem."

“I do,” he said.

I said, ‘Well, even if it is now, it won’t be in 20 years when you’re old enough to run for president."

He looked really thoughtful, and then he said,’ Yeah, maybe it 20 years it will be possible.”

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We went on and talked a bit more especially about Democrats and Republicans. At the time he was a Democrat(he was only 18) but told me he thought the Republicans had some good ideas. I remember thinking that he would probably end up changing parties at some point.

Over the years I thought of him now and again. I imagined that he was probably working in the Florida state legislature.

Recently, when I saw him on TV, I thought...''wait a minute...' Did a quick google check and sure enough...same guy!

Another college friend says he remember Marco Rubio and his girlfriend dressing in identical tracksuits and jogging together. I definitely remember a Hispanic couple that did that at that school and I think it was probably Rubio but I can't be sure it was Rubio. For the most part we were in different worlds at school, him being a football player while I was a theatre major. And he left after that year.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Vlad and Ludmila

A few years ago Jana got a call from Petr, a man who had been my student for a couple of years in some night classes(2006-2008, I believe).

 Petr worked in the pharmaceutical industry as a salesman. He was a handsome man of about forty with a strong-boned face, a thick shock of black hair and glasses—he sort of looked like Clark Kent. He had a strong sense of humor and a quick laugh. He also  was the brother of Jana’s cousin’s ex-wife.

Petr basically was asking if he could come over and have me talk into the phone to some people in America. His English was pretty good, but he had visited this place(rural Wyoming, it turned out) and had had a real problém understanding the local accent, although he said they had understood him just fine.
I was working until 6.30 on the appointed day, so we told them to come over at 7.30 or so. I must say I wasn’t too happy about doing this—I really wanted to just go for my walk and go to bed and the idea of spending some time being social did not appeal to me.

Anyway Petr arrived with a seventy-something elder lady who I believe was his elderly mother. I’ll call her Ludmila. They explained the situation to us. IN the years after the Second World War she had been a young student student when she met Vlad, a strapping handsome young man from the Ukraine. I suppose that he was part of the Soviet army that would have occupied Czechoslovakia for a time after the war.

Things went their course and they fell in love; of course, being from different countries, however, time and tide swept them apart. Ludmila married and had children and a life in Czechoslovakia, which eventually became the Czech Republic; Vlad ended up immigrating to America where he also married, settled in Wyoming and had three children of his own. And life went on.

Years later he returned to what was now the Czech Republic and, both their spouses dead and their children long flown, Ludmila and Vlad reunited. After catching up, they realized that their young love was still there and they pledged themselves again to each other. He visited Vsetin. Before retuning to Wyoming, they pledged their love.

Ludmila too visited America and Wyoming and Vlad, with Petr to help her with translation issues. There she found him another old man, living alone in an apartment complex, lonely and at the end of his life. In her words, interpreted to me by my girlfriend, he had ‘given up’ after his life and was basically waiting to die. Well,  Ludmila revived his spirits, I suppose and once again they pledged their love to each other before Ludmila returned to the Czech Republic.

But now, she said,, she hadn’t heard from him since. She had tried calling several times but he never answered his phone. She was worried that he hadn’t paid his phone bill because he was quite poor. And she was worried about him being in a general depression that afflicts older people who are alone.

 She had the number of a neighbor that she wanted to call but she didn’t speak English. Petr, her grandson, did speak English, but he was very unconfident about understanding the man at the other end of the line.

That was where I came in.
First we tried calling Vlad himself. The phone rang and rang but there was no answer.

At that point we called his neighbor, Jim. WE got an answer from his wife and Jim was there, working in his yard. He came in and talked to him. He told us that Vlad was still around but hadn’t been out much lately. From the sound of things, it seemed that Vlad was in a deep state of depression. His life almost over, his children grown and gone, his wife dead, the brief love he’d had in his youth half a world away in a country he had no legal way to move to.

I communicated this to Jana and Petr who interpreted to the old lady.

I then asked in the most polite, self-effacing way possible you know, if-it-would-be-possible-and-not-too-much-trouble-you-know, if Jim could actually fetch Vlad from next door. Jim told us he had no problem with doing that. The only problem was that Vlad had gone to the supermarket. He told us to try back in about an hour.

At this point it was after nine our time. But we sat and made small talk, had cups of tea and snacks and things.

When the hour was up, we called Jim again. Vlad had already returned and was at Jim’s house. After a brief set of niceties, Jim and I handed our phones over to Vlad and Ludmila. I remember Ludmila talking very loudly to Vlad, asking him if everything was all right and that she was worried about him and so on. They talked for about 15 minutes.

Afterwards, she was quite upset, saying that he had said that he was still all right and still loved her. But she said she thought that he was basically putting on a brave face and really telling her how he felt. She thought that she was going to have to go back to Wyoming to try to get him to move here.

That was about two years ago. And that was the last we heard about it.

 Until Wednesday. When Jana, a court-appointed translator, was asked to translate a marriage certificate from Wyoming.

Vlad, naturalized US citizen  and native of Ukraine, aged 83. And Ludmila, native of Czechoslovakia.