BOOK SANSA:
Sansa likes Petyr Baelish.
- He protects her.
- He is kind and gentle to her.
- He teaches her.
- He is a romantic who almost died for love of her lost mother.
- A man who came from a dreary land full of sheep shit and rocks, yet rose using his wits to become the most powerful lord in the Seven Kingdoms, (on paper, at least).
- He holds her secret safely.
- He killed the horrid Joffrey.
- He's clever.
She's scared shitless of Littlefinger.
- He killed her aunt right in front of eyes.
- He fucked her mother(he claims). That's too weird to contemplate.
- He kisses her, which is weird. It's almost as if he wants to f....no, no. She wont think about that.
- He's abusing and slowly poisoning her cousin to death. Best not to think about that, either!
- He framed Tyrion who was always kind to her.
- He makes deals with murderous pedophiles to get his way. Let's not go there.
- He got her into a situation where she has to totally rely on him.
- He's kind of...evil.
Show Sansa:
He's a creepy old guy. Then he is her protector. Then he saves her.
She decides to use her budding sexuality to manipulate him.
She decides to use her budding sexuality to manipulate him.
No, no, scratch that. That seemed like a good idea, but let's make it so he manipulates her some more--girl power is so BORING.
She naively gives up her budding manipulative ways and goes back to the life of a stupid simp.
He fucks her over.
He fucks her over.
Poor Sansa. Everybody fucks her over. When will she ever learn?
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