Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Game of Thrones: What are the most disturbing moments of the series


Note: this was originally meant as a joke. But very few people seem to get it. Maybe I'm not so funny....


My post concerns the show,, not the series. Which we all know differs in some ways.
Top Ten Most Disturbing Moments on Game Of Thrones(for book readers)
10. the Baratheon Family Barbecue.
9. Stabbed--right in the baby!!
8. Forced Sibling-Sibling Sex Incest Dead Son Sept
7. Bowed. Bent. Broken.
6. Stannis lamely trying to get laid. And getting rejected. What? The One True King?
5. Jon Snow dropping his sword in the fight with
            Qhorin Halfhand,
            Karl the thug from King's Landing who fights with knives
           the bald Magnar of Thenn cannibal Klingon Orc
            random White Walker number 698...
I mean, can't he hold on to his sword? Isn't that the first rule of swordfighting? Hold on, Jonny!!
4. Jojen Reed being casually incinerated by a fire-ball hurling Child of the Forest...even though I wouldn't really call it a Forest, would you? More like Children of the Arctic Wasteland. Anyway. Yeah.
3. Never has requited love been so....unsatisfying!!!! Grey Wind (edit:Worm) and Missandei.
2. This moment. Negative population growth indeed.
Or this one. Good ole Pod.
1. And Finally, the number one most disturbing thing on the show was this scene:
What have they done to Tyrion??!! Why???
Book readers will  know what I'm trying to say here.
And finally a bonus:
WHERE. ARE. MY. DRAGONS! (don't even get me started on the Sand Snakes. Unless you send me another A2a. For which I thank you.)

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